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That Thing You Do!

While I am waiting for the noodles in my mac & cheese to cook, I am watching That Thing You Do! on Netflix.  I love this movie!  It’s the story of a 1-hit-wonder band called “The Wonders” and stars Tom Hanks with a great supporting cast.

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The movie accurately portrays the prospects of making it big in the music biz as purely a combination of timing and luck.  That is, talent is secondary – a fact that is made aparent by the glut of pop stars puking in our ears at any given moment with their unartistic, cavity-inducing ear candy.  No offense to you pop stars out there.  There certainly is something to making successful pop music…but it is more machine than art.  I stand firm in the belief that any band, if played enough on MTV at the right time, will sell 1 million records.  When that corporate buzz machine gets kicking, there ain’t no stoppin’ it.

I would be lying if I said that my disdain for the music biz wasn’t partly due to jealousy.  Surely, I would have sold out long ago if fame had offered its ugly hand.  It would be quite an adventure to have millions of fans, wouldn’t it?

But, fame has not arrived at my door…yet.  So I plug along.  And, hey – It’s not that bad!

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Eagles vs. Rockets KICKED SERIOUS ASS Last Night at the Acadia Cafe!

Photo of Toby taken with Mac Photo Booth

Photo of Toby taken with Mac Photo Booth

Last night’s Eagles vs. Rockets show at the Acadia Cafe kicked some serious ass.  We had some minor issues with sound to kick things off, and we took our dear time about developing momentum, but the final four songs were played from heaven on high!  Ripping through Ticky Ticky Tembo, Con El Sol, Revolution, and Woman Engineer in succession to end the set, we built up up up until in a final fury of post-teenage angst, we angrily pounded our respective instruments until they broke down and wouldn’t serve us any longer.  I remember looking over at Colin and thinking, “Oh shit!  He’s gone berzerk!” during the final four bars of Woman Engineer.  Wow.  Simply amazing.

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So Just Be

This is a sampling of what you will hear on my new album, which will be released in early 2007. The song is called “So Just Be”.

"Douche or Turd?"


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This song is called “Douche or Turd?”. I originally heard it on the 2004 election episode of South Park, where the boys had to vote on which was a better school mascot – a giant douche or a turd sandwich. Here are the lyrics:

Let’s get up and vote!
Let’s make our voices heard!
We’ve been given the right to choose between a douche and a turd.
It’s democracy in action.
Put your freedom to the test.
A big fat turd or a stupid douche?
Which do you like best?

"Kirsten Dunst"

“Kirsten Dunst” by Toby Cryns and Bob Serrano
Recorded July 21, 2006 for Toby’s Video Blog


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This is a song Bob and I wrote about the hottest woman in Hollywood, Kirsten Dunst. Here are the lyrics:

So you’re drop dead gorgeous?
And a vampire girl?
You’re better than Denise Richards…And that Brad Pitt hack, OY!

You gave Tom Cruise your number.
I think you’re number 1!
You’re pretty nifty when you’re thrifty.
You’ll look good when you’re 50!

I’m you’re number 1 fan!
I play in a rock band.
And although we’re not famous…I’d like to stick it in your anus!

You’re 21 years old.
You’re fed with a silver spoon.
Well, I’ve got a wooden spoon for your mouth.

I like the way you look now!
I’ve got your underwear right here.
I’ll bring it with me to the shower…And I’ll masturbate for hours!

And I’ll call you on the telephone…100 times.
I think that I’m a good talker.
The police say I’m a stalker!

You’re 21 years old.
You’re fed with a silver spoon.
Well, I’ve got a wooden spoon for your mouth.

I know what it’s like.
I’m gonna date you some day!

You’re 21 years old.
You’re fed with a silver spoon.
Well, I’ve got a wooden spoon for your mouth.