"Douche or Turd?"

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This song is called “Douche or Turd?”. I originally heard it on the 2004 election episode of South Park, where the boys had to vote on which was a better school mascot – a giant douche or a turd sandwich. Here are the lyrics:

Let’s get up and vote!
Let’s make our voices heard!
We’ve been given the right to choose between a douche and a turd.
It’s democracy in action.
Put your freedom to the test.
A big fat turd or a stupid douche?
Which do you like best?