“Kirsten Dunst” by Toby Cryns and Bob Serrano
Recorded July 21, 2006 for Toby’s Video Blog
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This is a song Bob and I wrote about the hottest woman in Hollywood, Kirsten Dunst. Here are the lyrics:
So you’re drop dead gorgeous?
And a vampire girl?
You’re better than Denise Richards…And that Brad Pitt hack, OY!
You gave Tom Cruise your number.
I think you’re number 1!
You’re pretty nifty when you’re thrifty.
You’ll look good when you’re 50!
I’m you’re number 1 fan!
I play in a rock band.
And although we’re not famous…I’d like to stick it in your anus!
You’re 21 years old.
You’re fed with a silver spoon.
Well, I’ve got a wooden spoon for your mouth.
I like the way you look now!
I’ve got your underwear right here.
I’ll bring it with me to the shower…And I’ll masturbate for hours!
And I’ll call you on the telephone…100 times.
I think that I’m a good talker.
The police say I’m a stalker!
You’re 21 years old.
You’re fed with a silver spoon.
Well, I’ve got a wooden spoon for your mouth.
I know what it’s like.
I’m gonna date you some day!
You’re 21 years old.
You’re fed with a silver spoon.
Well, I’ve got a wooden spoon for your mouth.